The following is a letter found at a
certain bar in Manila and has been
preserved in its original, unedited
form. Enjoy reading and you may try
direct translation in Tagalog.
In any case, you'd probably have to be
an expert in your own right to write
like this!


To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis
leave you.

Why?

What reason you can think about but
you're very fat body. I thought before
that Dennis only use me to his toy but
sooner and later I'm realize that he
really can't not beared or stomached
to be with you anymore because at
first,Dennis say he could not stand
you're habit of making pakialam all
his walks [lakad] and always calling
to their house what he go home or this
or that and then he say he get ashame
to met iether in school or in his
family and then asking you to exercise
you're very very ,very fat body but
you hate it thoughth your the most
preetiest girls he knows about what do
you think you are "Beautiful Girl " of
Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful
face to your think) you do not have
the right to called me whatsoever or
else different name one time or the
other for the real purposed to insults
my personality because I'm never call
you names iether in the front of
Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but
if you start already to calling me
different name, I don't have any other
choice but to call you other different
name to like you are a PIG, FAT,
OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE
girl. Shame to you're body that is to
a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis
for exchanging you to me because I am
the more sexier than you when you look
to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again
that you are like Ike Lozada when she
is a girl.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe
but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me
or you? You or me? And the final is me.

There you go.


-hahahaha lakas ng fighting spirit!